Have you glimpsed the site of a group of guys dancing at a male revue? Or observed an entertaining female stripper slide down a bright lite pole? Male strippers will have skin glistening with the sheen of baby oil. Female strippers may smell like vanilla over glitter. The difference? Female strippers are eye-catching and HOT! Often they are more so than their male counterparts! Don't get us wrong; we love beautiful half-naked men. But let's face it, it's more humorous than sexy, am I right? Here are the REAL differences between male and female strippers (and why our BFs shouldn't be worried)…
Whether you're at a bachelorette party, a friend's birthday, or just feeling a little curious, there's a time and a place for a stripper. And after watching both male and female strippers myself, I have to say there's a different dynamic between the two.
When you watch stunning women stripping off and shaking their moneymaker on the floor, something is mesmerizing about it (and damn sexy). But when it comes to big-headed male strippers (sorry guys), we're usually laughing so hard we cry. I mean, come on, when a man starts swinging his junk around, he can't seriously think that turns us on, does he?
So if your man ever complains that you see a male stripper is just as bad as him going to a strip club, it's time he thought again. They're not even in the same league.
Ladies, here are the fundamental differences between male and female strippers.
1 Female strippers are hotter
Luckily our lady bits are nicely tucked in, but men? That's a different story. I'm bewildered about why male strippers think their flappy penis is even remotely sexy! Seeing his sausage spin around is not exactly the stuff that teases me in my dreams. But for guys, seeing women show their private parts in the buff? They'll have a guaranteed boner in their pants.2 Men strippers have chiseled bods
Mad props to your time well spent at the gym. Trust, we like seeing male strippers pour hot wax down their hard rock abs - it's pretty tasty. But when they're wearing a little bow tie and a thong to match, the sex appeal fades FAST.3 Female strippers know how to work it
Female or male, any type of grinding is hot. But female strippers know how to move in ways NO man knows, by far. Note to the men: don't even think about tea bagging us. We WON'T be laughing.
4 Male strippers have full-body waxes
I guess the idea of it seems sexy, but in REAL LIFE, when a man has less hair than you, it's a deal-breaker. Women love a man's chest hair just like we love their beards.5 Lady strippers know how to work the pole
We love watching women have their way with the pole. You can't even compare it to male strippers - if you're not turned on, you will undoubtedly find a sensual and agile striptease to be hypnotic. Ain't nothing graceful about a male stripper.6 Male strippers are too touchy-feely
Women can grind on us a little, and we won't budge. Not going to lie; we might even find it enjoyable. But males, on the other hand, just no. Please don't place our hands on your ass, put your appendages in our faces, and touch up our breasts. This is a touch-free zone, boys - hands-off. Perving on girls should NOT be a perk of the job.7 Women strippers are not fashion models, and we love it
There's beauty in seeing a woman so comfortable in her own skin. It's admirable; it's hot and downright sexy. Can you show us how?8 Male strippers are cheesy
Male strippers make us cringe HARD. We hoot, scream, laugh, but not because we want them! It's more to do with the shock factor (you know, the flying penis in your face? The cowboy boots and hot pants? Their obsession with their own guns!)It's a different atmosphere altogether. Women are out to have a good time. On the other hand, men sit at the front row by the stage, fantasizing about what he wishes he could do to her. That's SO not our thing.
9 Female strippers have better stage sets
Male strippers will dress up as firefighters, put props over your head (to make it look like you're giving them a blow job), and dry hump you like no other.Female strippers, on the other hand, blindfold you, sit on your lap and seduce you without going through half the lengths that guys do. And it works.
10 Male strippers have egos like we've never seen
You know those guys that think they're hot stuff, and it's a massive urn-off?This attitude strips away all their sex appeal. Female strippers seem to have a better handle on this (ergo, hotness).
11 Female strippers don't objectify us
Male strippers love to people please, or so they think. A common sight at the male revue is to see the guys pushing some gals' faces into their crotch. Also seen is the guys dry humping them or giving us a sexually aggressive lap dance is common. It's impressive how male strippers (although an object themselves) still manage to objectify women even when we're the ones watching! We're encouraged to touch, even when we don't ask for it. It's crude.Female strippers don't do that, nor are we allowed. This mindset is why many women are more comfortable watching female dancers than male dancers.
Watching guys dance is purely for entertainment, as is with female strippers. But I have to admit; females have WAY more sex appeal. If I'm out with my friends watching a group of male strippers, it's just for the laughs. The only ones we really want to have our way with are our geeky hairy boyfriends
Don't get me wrong, male strippers are smoking hot, but they're more like the fantasy I never want to come true.
And men's experience of strippers, on the other hand? It's kind of something we don't want to even think about.
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